Say no morris, it's Chuck Norris! I came across this list of items we can thank Chuck Norris for today and I must admit that I have not chuckled nor guffawed in quite some time or quite as much. Memorable lines include:
- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
- When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
And many many more.....